Headexpl0dy's definitions
"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018
Get the Burrito Defeatomug. Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
Get the ho-dometermug. Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014
Get the penguin sexmug. When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007
Get the code diablomug. That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.
by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017
Get the Fenway Frankmug. Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018
Get the Couple's Cavernmug. A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!
by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010
Get the evangelegalmug.