ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd
by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy October 01, 2008

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.
What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!
by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010
