Gaz's definitions

event horizon

The thing that comes out of the stargate wen it its diales makes a woosh kind of sound.

Teal'c watch out for the event horizon

by gaz January 24, 2004

beaut

slang (Liverpool UK)
a silly person, a fool a gimp, an arsehole.

Alex Ferguson is a total fucking beaut

by Gaz August 28, 2003

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003

intimate rest

To have a wank.

Im just goin for an intimate rest clarts.

by Gaz April 22, 2004

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by gaz January 5, 2005

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005