An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.
God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.
Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.
To have a wank.
Im just goin for an intimate rest clarts.
A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.
"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"
Proper good food (see nosh
Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling
Good, or impressive. General excitement.
Giis, I got new PS2 game.
September 14, 2003
I allways thought it meant hello.
yo hows it goin?
the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!
also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!
September 21, 2004