Gaz's definitions

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

bunny

A word to describe one's homosexual relationship with a man.

Sugar is Gaz's Bunny. He likes the cock!

by Gaz February 3, 2003

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

Git

All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.

"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"

"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."

by Gaz May 19, 2005

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

beaut

slang (Liverpool UK)
a silly person, a fool a gimp, an arsehole.

Alex Ferguson is a total fucking beaut

by Gaz August 28, 2003