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1. clarts
Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
by James Aug 1, 2004 add a video
2. clarts
Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
3. clarts
genital warts
"my god man, your cock is clarts!"
by aeon Nov 11, 2003 add a video
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