clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
by James August 01, 2004
mugGet the clartsmug.

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
by 5010m0n July 06, 2012
mugGet the clartsmug.

clarts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"
by aeon November 11, 2003
mugGet the clartsmug.

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
mugGet the Clartedmug.

Clart

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up
by Mr Allan April 12, 2020
mugGet the Clartmug.

Clart

Wanna clart?
by Kdonnie February 17, 2021
mugGet the Clartmug.

clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’
by largedog December 27, 2019
mugGet the clartmug.