46 definitions by Gaz

pohm

The correct way to say Pom or pomme or pommy...both of which the Australians use to describe english people. Which is entirely inaccurate in itself because POHm means prisoner of her majesty and we all know that originally the aussies were the convicts britain didnt want any more. So its rather an ironic word for them to use...pohm is what we should be calling them, but we are far too cultured for that so they may remain those aussie bastards :D

Just kidding guys :)

Australian : We just kicked those pohm arses at cricket
Englishman : Bugger off

by Gaz September 4, 2005

old cunt

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.

"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"

by Gaz March 4, 2005

wengmastachung

some one who is born as the master.

Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.

by Gaz May 15, 2003

th'

Shortend North English vairient of th'word "the".

"Th'ospital is just down th'road"

by Gaz May 31, 2003

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by Gaz January 5, 2005

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

napster

File Transfer server which was brought down by its own popularity and Metallica, but who cares? Metallica rock, and Napster sucked compared to Kazaa Lite.

Kid: "Napster has been shut down."
Hetfield: "Thank fuck for that!"
Kid: "You bastard! I'll never listen to Metallica again!"
Hetfield: "Yeah, that's what they all said..."

by Gaz September 16, 2003