Cody's definitions

Prostimatute

The pronunciation used by Yogi Bear for prostitute

"Heeeeey a boo-boo, lets get us some prostimatutes!"

by Cody March 12, 2003

Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

by cody May 21, 2004

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002

short bus

A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.

"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"

"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."

by Cody May 28, 2004

clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

thoxer

The act in wich one pulls their boxers up tight around their hips exposing the glueteus maximus, as their boxers ride up their crack, yet still supporting their "moose knuckle".

Damn cody, your ass looks fine in that thoxer.

by Cody May 13, 2005

crackerjack

An annoying, smartass board member from LS2.com

Crackerjack is so annoying, I want to hit him in the face with a shovel.

by Cody April 24, 2005