strange creature of jurrisac era much like a mammoth, but with a pt badge for a left eye, characteristics include, making privateuffelupagus's do push ups for no reason other than personal pleasure, and eating cheese.
elmo comforted saxtonuffelupagus when he lost his dear friend mr. huggy, the stuffed brick of cheese he recieved from his late mother while a child.
by cody May 21, 2004
Get the saxtonuffelupagusmug. Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".
by Cody January 18, 2005
Get the jizzammug. by Cody March 12, 2003
Get the Prostimatutemug. He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.
by Cody October 19, 2002
Get the kiddy diddlermug. a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.
if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.
by cody May 21, 2004
Get the Quiefmug. 1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
by Cody May 06, 2004
Get the clocksuckermug. by Cody August 23, 2004
Get the DUFFmug.