turdbot
turdbot by Circushead July 10, 2006
Get the turdbot mug.
Turbotext
Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.
It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"
Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017
Related Words
turdbot • tordbot • turdbox • tardbot • turboturd • Turdbitch • turdboner • turdbortion • turdtoter • TurboTax Timmy
turdboner
1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
turbotron
A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.
Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."
turbotron by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009
turdbortion
1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.
turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008