Chris's definitions

Dr. Watts

A drink made from half Red Bull and half beer.

Hey bartender, I'll have a Dr. Watts!

by chris December 10, 2003

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004

ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

by Chris January 15, 2005

Hindall

(hin-dull): 1. to mess something up in a way that no one else would even have thought to mess said something up. 2.an act that has no real meaning on any given plane, and is hard to believe can be accomplished in a world such as ours. 3. a jokingly derogatory name given to someone after they do something dumb.

1. - "He really Hindallized his whole life on that one decision right there."
2. - "After he dropped off the girl that he had a wonderful evening with and didn't kiss her goodnight, his friends said he pulled a Hindall."
3. - (After missing a block in football) "You should be a pitcher because you just threw a no-hitter, ya Hindall."

by Chris December 1, 2003

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

blah

throwing up or puking

That sushi made me wanna go blah.

by chris November 18, 2002

majumbo

Majumbo was pracitced by African Tribes. A fire would be started and a group of people would ingage in sexual acts around it. Basically an orgy.

It smells like majumbo in here.
Your breath smells like majumbo.

by chris January 4, 2004