Chris's definitions

Pssshhh

meaning "whatever"

A: "yo aint gotz no skeyulz"
B: "psshhh thatz not wut yo momz sayd"

by chris October 23, 2002

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 7, 2003

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003

Uhh

1. A commonly used sound out of bad habit or to annoy the listener when ones thought has reached an impass.

2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.

3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.

While my dad questioned me about the drugs in my dresser, I foolishly used "uhh" to seal my fate.

by Chris April 12, 2006

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 21, 2003

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005