Chris's definitions

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!

If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!

by Chris March 18, 2005

anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.

Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!

by Chris December 7, 2003

redonkulous

a more meaningful rendition of rediculous. just sounding cooler.

"dude those shoes are soo cool they are redonkulous

by Chris February 3, 2005

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004

melodeamo

a blend between melodic metal and screamo, making melodeamo.

"that band a tendency to fracture is classified as melodeamo."

by chris May 9, 2004