Chris's definitions

Apal8385

A homosexual male who thinks he is a bad ass. A fatbastard. Someone who acts as if they should be in middle school still.

Did you see apal8385, what a loser.

by chris March 8, 2005

shaddup

An even coarser variation of the already popular troubled youth phrase "Shut up!"

"Excuse me, sir, but I missed the trolley. Could you be so kind as to take me to the town square in your horseless carriage?" "Shaddup!"

by Chris December 21, 2003

Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.

Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.

by chris November 16, 2004

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

For Those About To Rock

A song written by AC/DC that actually uses CANONS for some of the sound. It was on a record, and soon on a remastered CD & a live CD.
It's a song that inspired a lot of people, especially with the line "For Those About To Rock, We Salute You".

For those about to rock,
We salute you!
For those about to rock,
We salute you!

by Chris June 21, 2004