Chris's definitions

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

drnugget

The hottest male walking the planet today. Usually used as a replacement for super fucking hot.

"Hey Joe! Did you see that new girl in class today?"
"Yeah I did. She was so drnugget!"

by Chris November 28, 2004

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

tub girl

A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.

Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D

by Chris April 5, 2005

311

Five guys making music. Nick, miT, SA, Pnut and Chad are great musicians and them some with a bag of chips. They rock.

Look at the members of 311 - they rock.

by Chris May 27, 2003

Twash

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

by Chris April 8, 2005

Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.

1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"

by Chris June 19, 2006