Chris's definitions

H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

by Chris May 13, 2005

ex0dus

A drunken Australian who wants to get laid ;)

·02:07 AM· (›ex0dus‹) it slides down your throat :D

by Chris December 11, 2004

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"

Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!

by chris October 9, 2004

Nudge

To vibrate a certian someones msn window while im talking to them, a little nerd way of saying "hey i like you"....like right now.....tee hee....

*clicks vibrated button on "He says death will give us back to god " 's window.

by Chris June 9, 2005