Chris's definitions

L Tarnoff Syndrome

Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being.

L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things.

A list of these actions includes:

-Going to their "friend's" house uninvited.

-Having no train of logic.

-Attracting the opposite sex for no reason.

Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.

You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*

by Chris June 18, 2006

Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 1, 2004

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

blueberry dro

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.

yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze

by chris March 31, 2005