Chris's definitions

spunkfunker

funking of spunk,making punk funky

Spunkfunker beat my ass today.

by Chris March 30, 2005

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004

Fundy

A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.

Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.

by chris November 16, 2004

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

bigjaw

julien H. has a huge jaw

omg is the sun setting or is julien's jaw just in the way

by chris December 3, 2004