Chris's definitions

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

by chris May 13, 2005

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

drnugget

The hottest male walking the planet today. Usually used as a replacement for super fucking hot.

"Hey Joe! Did you see that new girl in class today?"
"Yeah I did. She was so drnugget!"

by Chris November 28, 2004

tub girl

A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.

Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D

by Chris April 5, 2005

311

Five guys making music. Nick, miT, SA, Pnut and Chad are great musicians and them some with a bag of chips. They rock.

Look at the members of 311 - they rock.

by Chris May 27, 2003