Chris's definitions

East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

chickenhead

Coined by rappers as a person who ain't shit and talks crap to look cool. Also can be a "wankster"

Look at that dag foo chickenhead! He gonna get stomped!"

by chris December 14, 2003

TIA

Thanks in Advance

Anyone know what WWJDFAKB stands for? TIA

(also airline code for Tampa International Airport)

by Chris August 28, 2003

intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

by chris October 2, 2005

stupid

The act of saying or doing something silly but funny. Typically used in Washington D.C.

Did you hear what Joe said last night at the party? He's so stupid.

by Chris March 7, 2005