728 definitions by Chris

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
by Chris August 30, 2004
To trip hard, usually on LSD (acid)
I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!
by Chris May 28, 2003
Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).
David just got a Turkey!
by Chris March 26, 2003
Genuine Kentucky bourbon.
Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.
by chris September 22, 2003
Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
by Chris January 01, 2005
slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)
"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave
by chris January 01, 2004
despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.
Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.
by Chris January 11, 2005
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