Chris's definitions

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

hella

An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.

"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)

by Chris December 23, 2004

5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)

"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave

by chris January 1, 2004

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004

Yellow fatty beans

Another word for bananas

And that's why, today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans".
Quote from 'The Simposons' by Grandpa.

by Chris April 27, 2006

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005

amped

Fired up, awaiting big thrill, stoked, ready to roll

I was amped for the upcoming X-Games

by chris May 14, 2003