Chris's definitions

nazz

means "fool" in the slang invented for A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

by Chris July 13, 2003

20 bag

20 ounce of weed or dub of weed

got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt

by chris May 13, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Unq

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)

1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.

by Chris December 24, 2005

Pine

To Have Sexual Intercourse.

I Have To Pine That Bitch Tonight.

by Chris March 22, 2005

boofer

Pipe used for smoking crack or crystal

Pass the buffer b'otch

by chris December 7, 2003

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004