Chris's definitions

bad ass mother fucker

a person that likes men

zac parker is a bad ass mother fucker

by Chris June 19, 2006

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.

Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.

by Chris March 6, 2005

underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.

Dad gave Chris an underdog!

by Chris June 13, 2004

Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003