Chris's definitions

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

shib

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>

We shibbed hard as shit last night

by Chris March 2, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

by Chris April 12, 2005

rapunzel

When you're doing a girl up the butt and you reach down and pluck an asshair and yell "RAPUNZEL!"

Yo I was doin this girl up the ass and I Rapunzeled her ass!

by chris October 9, 2004

Nudge

To vibrate a certian someones msn window while im talking to them, a little nerd way of saying "hey i like you"....like right now.....tee hee....

*clicks vibrated button on "He says death will give us back to god " 's window.

by Chris June 9, 2005

dubya

dick ward who screwed his country and did marajuana

george dubya bush fucked out our country of cash and moral value

by Chris February 24, 2005