Chris's definitions

rap

musical application of poetry, usually associated with the hardships of life and emotional grievances. Started up as early as the Beats (i.e. Kerouac and Cassidy) began using more experimental forms of poetry, and since has transgressed into modern pop and underground culture.

"If I could show you, you would never leave it." --Atmosphere, the most beautiful combination of music and poetry

by Chris February 1, 2003

The Killer

Ghost faced serial killer and star of the Scream films. Specialises in falling over furniture, using his hands-free kit and playing music at unsociable volumes.

Help, it's The Killer!

by Chris March 26, 2003

shara

a good friend who sticks up for you and aways is they for you

shara is a good friend who helped me though my relationship break up

by Chris April 13, 2005

hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

by Chris April 1, 2005

Trigger Happy T.V.

The British version of the MTV show Jackass...This show is better because the pranks and stunts are pulled on spectators and people of the public with no notice of what is occuring

AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL WEEKNIGHTS AT 8:00 pm Eastern Time...Watch it!!!

by Chris June 26, 2003

pinky

A hot girl (or guy) is a "pinky" if you'd give your pinky toe to get with her (or him) for a night. Courtesy of Matty Metcalfe.

Yo, check out the pinky in the Kangol that just walked in.

by chris March 30, 2005

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005