Chris's definitions

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

Brick

A kilogran of cocaine.



"Man I have to push this ki of blow and quick, i need to get the cream."

"I got a hundred bricks, fourteen-five a piece
Enough to cop a six buy the house on the beach
Supply the peeps with jeeps, brick apiece, capiche?"

by chris November 20, 2004

dead on

N.Irish term for all right, satisfactory, of sufficient quality.

or

Someone who is alright, doesnt annoy you at all and generally tries not to piss other people off.

"How was the meal?" "Dead on?"

"What's jonny like" "Aw he's a dead on fella"

by Chris May 23, 2004

linzy

the awesomest hottest girl ever to live. a girly bad ass who thinks sex and love are what make the world go round.

whoa! i wanna slam linzy!

by chris December 16, 2004

slaunch

adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one's favor.

That's fucking slaunch!

by Chris September 29, 2005