Chris's definitions

Meerp

having nothing good to say about a subject.
Used to usually end a convo.at the moment it is used.

1 aaa ya i was talkin amd a kid and lust randomly he starts on the topic of aids and i was like meerp.

by Chris March 25, 2005

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

Family-Style

In prison rape, to sodomise someone on their back with their legs spread - the missionary position.

None personally. Although one shouldn't be complacent.

by Chris November 22, 2004

majumbo

Majumbo was pracitced by African Tribes. A fire would be started and a group of people would ingage in sexual acts around it. Basically an orgy.

It smells like majumbo in here.
Your breath smells like majumbo.

by chris January 4, 2004

two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

by Chris January 31, 2005

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004