Chris's definitions

Escualido

A President Chavez professional hater with no knowledge of his/her own country's history and blames the president for all the shit happening in his/her life. All of them suffer from various mental diseases like schizophrenia and delusion. Their leaders are meaningless, cowards and gay. They think themselves as the majority in Venezuela but (truth be told) they almost nothing. They want to be the next "balseros" in Miami.

See that mofo over there? he hates niggaz and poor people: he's a ESCUALIDO

by Chris March 11, 2005

kinkle

a dick that is long and very skinny

you have a kinkle
opposite of choade

by Chris October 21, 2004

requiem

the act of placing your legs behind your head and having someone lick the inside of your ass.

requieming r0x my s0x.

by Chris January 21, 2005

GOP

Synonyms: KKK Republican Conservative

1.)Grand Old Party, Rebublicans
2.)Stock Brokers, Southerners, Big Buisness Managers, Alchoholics, White People and the richest 1% of Americans
3.)A little over half of US citizens
4.)People who want to preseve Naziism

Nigger 1:The damn GOP ain't gonn give my baby's momma social security!
Nigger 2:What the fuck is Social Security?
Nigger 1: I don't give a fuck. My baby's momma wants me to snipe him out when he's pissin. He pisses right next to a window.
Nigger 2: You oc nigga

by Chris May 13, 2005

spilt milk

originated in the 1930s. another way of saying "i ejaculated" or "gizzed."

boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.

by chris May 29, 2004

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005