Chris's definitions

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005

Stuchy

A cool guy.

Wearer of shirts.

Has a girth.

Wow, look at Stuchy today! Nice shirt, but no jesus tie.

by Chris March 15, 2005

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

sidelines

to tell them after your done beefing with one person they are next

yo after im done with your boy im going to see you on the sidelines

by chris January 12, 2005