Chris's definitions

Jagua

A Great GSA Helper who is very cool, I feel very sorry for her as she gets harrashed by a complete obbessed T**T!
Jagua Your rule :P

"Jagua your so cool!"

by Chris April 17, 2005

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

fagaggle

expression used to express a witty comment, or a random word to be used when fraggin' bitches in halo 2 while stoned.

"what, i owned you with a single smg!"
"..."
"FAGAGGLE!"

i did your mom...lastnight FAGAGGLE!

by Chris April 19, 2005

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

Paislea

Hot ass chick that is amazing in the sack. Also smart, sweet, and a one of a kind girl.

Boy would I love to find me a Paislea!

by Chris April 20, 2005

sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

by Chris April 20, 2005