In the morning, he walks in to his classroom as casually as possible. He waits until Mr Price arrives with the register, and then deliberately starts talking to Eddy.
Ric: Oi, Eddy. You gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Eddy: O cheers then Ric. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you broke that chair in maths.
Eddy: It wunt me.
Ric: Well go tell em that then mate.
In the next lesson, English, Ric decides to tell a mostly innocent girl, Kate, that she too has to go to the staffroom at break.
Ric: Y'alright Kate?
Ric: Right, you gotta go ter staffroom see teachers at break.
Kate: Yeah, I'll be there. You know why?
Ric: Summit to do with when you was throwing pens at Noko's head in History on Tuesday.
At break both Eddy and Kate turn up at the staffroom, to find a sign reading: 'staff meeting down the corridor this break. students may enter when required.'
Reading this, Eddy and Kate went down the corridor. Though in year 10, they did not know what was down there, so went in the door at the end of the corridor. When they opened the door, they found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade naked and having sex in the shower. In fright, Eddy went for the door, but put his hand through the glass on the emergency fire button.
They escaped before the two teachers saw them, and, with blood all over the shower, they left the scene and reported to fire positions on the field.
On the field, the teachers saw the blood coming out the drain and flowing over the paving. Brave Mr Chapman decided to investigate, and knowing a new teacher and a married man had been showering, he knew he had to look.
When he got there, he found Mr Hopkinson and Miss Wade still having sex, even though the fire bell was ringing. Ric was stood on the other side of the window pane watching what he had done.
Sometimes pranks can backfire badly folks, so PLEASE read this before carrying one out.
2. "Dude, why'd you fuckin' stab me in the heart? I'm your best friend!"
"Dude, it was a prank."