Brian's definitions

Holy Water

A kickass song by Big&Rich that owns all other songs

Take me away, like holy water..

by brian December 5, 2004

f1

A tornado with winds from 73-112 mph, cusing MODERATE DAMAGE: Roof decking removed, carports overturned, some trees uprooted, automobiles overturned. Unanchored homes sliding.

That f1 was fairly windy, it moved my car and caused slight hail damage

by Brian February 28, 2004

Vespoli

the Top American Producer od Racing Shells for crew, ranging models from the challenger, and the racer, to the coveted Millinium 3

we raced in a vespoli M3 and walked on the other boat

by Brian October 8, 2004

god

1. love
2. everything that is good and pure.

God is love and love is God.

by brian January 15, 2003

northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 2, 2004

dankities

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".

Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.

by brian February 6, 2005

teeoncy

Woman who doesnt care who she hurts with lies and desceit.

Woman who sends fake pictures of herself to people on the internet

You're such a teeoncy

Often used with "kataleena" as in "I cant believe she kataleena'd me and then pulled a teeoncy on my ass"

by Brian January 5, 2004