Brian's definitions

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

GEORGE W BUSH

A president who no one in america (such as myself) likes, and somehow there's enough uneducated republicans to elect him, and bring the world for more years of his rule... i shudder at the thoguht.

whoever said that they see more bush/cheney stickers needs to go to a place like the bay area, where about 4 in 5 people voted democratic (no shit, and thats not counting minors, if they could vote there'd be way more democrats, as almost all the republicans here are old) and ther's still Kerry/Edwards stickers

by Brian January 5, 2005

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007

butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

by brian November 4, 2004

lathersome

moist and creamy, and soapy at times. see also: the body shop Body butter.

this shea butter is quite lathersome, i must say

by Brian April 22, 2005