brian's definitions

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

parakeet

a word that confuses strongmad when strongsad is on caffiene

strongbad:come down
strongsad:no
strongmad:come down
strongsad:nono.........parakeet
strongmad surprised/ confused:did you just say parakeet?

by Brian March 15, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all white and scaley like you just came out of ground zero.

his legs are ashey because he does not use lotion

by brian January 14, 2005

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

by Brian October 12, 2004