Billy's definitions

sackass

adj. a derogatory reference to an object stated by someone that is so angry that his/her words run together forming an amalgamation of incoherent pscyhobabble which ultimately results in him/her being laughed at by his/her friends only making their anger more palpible.

"J what the hell is wrong with you you stupid...dingleberry..sackassed son of a bitch!"

by billy March 1, 2005

nature raper

Any passenger vehicle that uses large amounts of fuel to get from one place to another. SUVs, Hummers, large pickups.

Dan: Check out my new Explorer! Pretty sweet, huh?
Billy: Dude, I can't belive you're driving a nature raper.
Dan: Oh, that mother nature, the slut, she was asking for it. You've seen the way she's been dressing.

by Billy August 3, 2005

furtage

The act of Rubbing ones hard penis against another man while in public. Usually occurs in subways

That guy just performed a furtage.

by Billy March 18, 2005

pete rose

-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.

the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.

by billy March 3, 2005

elkrantz

An Erection so intense and is lethal approximatley 75% of the time. Although rare, Elkrantz requires medical attention. Possible casue of elkrantz is seeing boobies.

After seeing the bodacious TA-TAS, Melvin felt the onset of an elkrantz, so immediatley called his doctor.

by Billy March 22, 2005

Ridly

Ridly - a nice tall handsome man who has a lot going for him. Very good athlete but doesn’t have the card game genes, one of the worst crib players around.

Ex. Ericka is better at crib than ridly.

by Billy December 7, 2021

jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 1, 2005