Billy's definitions

fauxhawk

A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

by Billy April 24, 2005

furtage

The act of Rubbing ones hard penis against another man while in public. Usually occurs in subways

That guy just performed a furtage.

by Billy March 18, 2005

FUB

Y'all got it ALL wrong. It's Fuckin Underage Bitches.

Damn man, did you see all them FUBs at that CSC party on Fourth?

by Billy May 13, 2005

jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 1, 2005

Lugash

Russian owner and operator of "Lugash's Gas Bar and Garage" who's motto is "It's probably sparkplug!"

Alexi: "Hey Lugash... my car... she won't start."
Lugash: "It's probably sparkplug"

by Billy December 22, 2004

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

by Billy April 17, 2005