Billy's definitions

douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

by Billy April 17, 2005

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

persian

someone who is from iran and is cool

check out taht iraj kid, he must be persian

by billy April 28, 2003

Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

by Billy March 7, 2005

dirt sunday

ice cream with a donut on top

I ate a dirt sunday at the place.

by Billy March 19, 2005

shiznight

used in aquateen hunger force.It shows that something is important and useful. often used when some one is happy!

nick is the shiznight for watching ATHF. fo real

by billy January 25, 2005