Benutty's definitions

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toga gay

Closeted homosexual male in a college fraternity.

I'd have sex with Kris but a toga gay rarely has something substantial to say.

by Benutty March 6, 2008

dayglow

Clothing that glows during the day because the colors are so bright.

Beyonce was able to find her way back through the densely wooded forest at noon due to her dayglow.

by Benutty March 6, 2008

no-neck

Term for a person who appears to physically have no neck because his/her head is attached directly to the shoulders.

Little Jimmy will develop into an eternally single and gay no-neck because his burly father bopped him on the head as a child each day.

by Benutty March 8, 2008

suriously

To be said when claiming something is true, but clearly is not.

Suriously, Suri is Tom and Katie's child!

by Benutty March 8, 2008

whiskey gay

A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.

Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week. And is eternally single.

Some douche whiskey gay knocked my drink out of my hand after he found out I was sipping on a Jack & Coke.

by Benutty March 8, 2008

blatino

Term for a young male of black and latin heritage - popularized by the thug homosexual community.

I realized why my ass was sore when I remembered I went home with a blatino last night.

by Benutty March 8, 2008