suriously 

To be said when claiming something is true, but clearly is not.

Suriously, Suri is Tom and Katie's child!

suriously by Benutty March 8, 2008

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day by anonynonmous December 18, 2020

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

seriously penny 

A phrase used in south dublin whenever one needs to express shock , surprise , a dramatic expression , can also be said out of nowhere to surprise your friends

person#1: No like he said all this to me and then I knew he wasn’t the one

person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY

...
person #1: seriously penny ??
person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY!!

seriously penny by bouffbaby69 May 1, 2019

Seriously Aubrey 

Seriously (used to add emphasis), or also to express cynicism or incredulity ('you cannot be serious').

Late 20th Century revival, predominantly in Munster (Ireland), of a term first believed to be in use during the inter-war period in Britain. Neither the origin nor the reason for the revival are clear, but it is thought that there are some examples in the literature of Wodehouse & Waugh.

"Sean was goin' on about us all goin' to the gym before the pub, but we just looked at him, like, Seriously Aubrey, like."

"We tore into them pints last night, lad - I mean, Seriously Aubrey..."

Seriously Aubrey by jp10 July 30, 2009

siriusly 

Something you say when what you are talking about is so serious, it's gone Sirius Black serious.

"You're joking, right?"
"No, dude. I am not. Siriusly."

siriusly by Gennnnn March 16, 2008

Sheriously 

Seriously brought to a new level. Only used at times when the subject you are talking about is an extremely serious matter.

"Are you seriously going to eat that?"

"Yes I am. Sheriously."

Sheriously by Beth Wright May 27, 2013