toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 20, 2007

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Toilet Texting

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Toilet Texting

To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!

Toilet Texting: "Here is the shitter at Nuzback's Bar on Route 1 in Laurel, MD."

by Dickage December 9, 2008