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grockle box

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"
by Andy March 31, 2008
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badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
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DRUNK

i feel drunk,... {barf}
by ANDY October 21, 2003
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Barbara Streisand

The most hypocritical bitch in the entire history of human existence.
Barbara Streisand says she cares about the poor and the enviornment, while she lives on cliff one of the largest homes in all of California.
by Andy October 23, 2003
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Fudge Packer

that boy is one dirty fudge packer
by andy October 24, 2003
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Sharrcoal

A type of precious natural substance, believed to be so rare and valuble that no price attached to it could ever be worthy. Only one in existance.
by Andy October 31, 2003
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frothylips

The special mixture of man fat and fanny juice that dribbles out of her hairy purse after sexual intercourse.
uuuh your lips are frothing,youd better clean up this fuckin mess of my sheets slag!
by andy November 5, 2003
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