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Blunkett

Blind as a bat, probably from having his head jammed so far up his own arse.
Blunkett is a cunt.
by Andy May 7, 2004
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boss car

An oversized, petrol-guzzling monstrosity of the kind which is particularly to blame for trashing the planet. e.g. Mercedes, Rolls Royce, limo, etc.
I'm going to go smash up that boss car.

If you get run over by a boss car, you can sue the rich git driving it for loads of money.
by Andy April 24, 2004
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camelhumper

Somebody who commits acts of sexual intimacy with dromedaries or bactrians. An especially horny and sex-starved desert traveller, or a total perv.

Also an annoying person resembling the above.
When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.
by Andy December 29, 2007
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Narutaru

The name of a Japanese manga and anime series, itself an abbreviation of "Mukuro naru hoshi tamataru ko". Author Mohiro Kitou /(Kitoh).
Especially ignore Sidelabel's definition as he has shown that he doesn't know what he is talking about.
Its quite a realistic, shocking, and thoughtful series about power in the hands of adolescents.
Its also a very misleading series, what appears to be a cute Shoujo story soon turns into a pitch black investigation of the human psyche.
"I'm gonna go Narutaru on your ass"
You're in big trouble!
by Andy January 15, 2004
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penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.
Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?
by Andy April 27, 2004
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Nargothrond

Cave-citadel in western Beleriand, ruled by Finrod who was known as Felagund, the master of caves, because of it. Like Gondolin, it was established as a hidden city, and was based on dwarven architecture. It was mostly underground.

Forces from Nargothrond were heavily involved in Dagor Bragollach, with the leading warrior Gelmir captured by Morgoth. Only a small company took part in Nirnaeth Arnoediad, but, led by Gwindor, they played a central role, charging rashly into battle and precipitating disaster.

The reason there was only a small force is that Nargothrond was on bad terms with the sons of Feanor, two of whom Celegorm and Curufin had usurped rule of Nargothrond during Finrod's absence (he was imprisoned in Tol Sirion along with Beren, and who died there). The rightful ruler Orodreth was eventually restored with the help of Beren and Luthien.

Turin later travelled to Nargothrond along with Gwindor, and precipitated the downfall of the city by counselling a more aggressive military strategy (the elves had previously relied on secrecy and arrows in the dark). A bridge was built to allow assaults, but instead it was used by Glaurung and a host of orcs to attack Nargothrond and lay it to waste.

Glaurung turned Nargothrond into his lair until he was slain; after which Mim the petty dwarf took it over, until slain by Hurin.
The name means "halls/caves of the Narog", because it was located near the river Narog.
by Andy May 23, 2004
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skeeba

A last name of a girl from 1st period that I thought was funny.
(roll call): Sanders, Scott, Skeeba "hahahahhahhah"
by andy March 6, 2003
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