Andy's definitions

uber pea

A fat ugly minger that lives down our corridor and only talks about tae-kwon-doe and paintballing

The uber-pea fucked everyone off!!!!

by Andy December 15, 2003

reverse Oedipus complex

The origin of gay men according to Freud - it works like the Oedipus complex but the other way around, i.e. little boys want to fuck daddy and kill mummy. Supposedly arises in all little boys, and develops into homosexuality when it's stronger than its hetero inverse.

Peter Mandelson probably had a reverse Oedipus complex as a kid.

by Andy April 19, 2004

sernse

retarded, dumb, duuuurrrr

no common sense, she's so sernse

by andy June 6, 2005

dippin

When someone takes the worst case scenario and a negative outlook on life.

Wendy was carrying on with some fuct up shit thew other night. she was dippin hard.

by Andy April 23, 2005

game boy advance

A really gay boy. A slang term for a gay boy or game boy who acts really gay.

That gay boy advance won't stop listening to Britney Spears and looking at guys.

by Andy May 13, 2005

go away

slang for "fuck off". Used by people who don't swear - such a small minority that this term may not even have been heard by most readers.

Oh, go away, you... mother- away going... person!

by Andy May 2, 2004

stress and duress

Newspeak for torture, used by the CIA and its allies. "Stress and duress" tactics are used in interrogations, and refer to a variety of tortures and forms of mistreatment which the CIA thinks are OK. These include:
sleep deprivation
overload of light
complete darkness
stripping and sexually humiliating prisoners
threatening to torture and rape prisoners
threatening prisoners' families
making prisoners stand, sit etc. in uncomfortable positions to induce pain
denial of satisfaction of basic rights and needs such as food, bedding, clothing and exercise
deliberate cultural insensitivity and intolerance
verbal abuse
use of painful "restraint" techniques
beatings

These techniques are widespread also in US prisons, although nominally illegal. They are more widely used in deregulated offshore gulags such as Guantanamo Bay, abu Ghraib in Iraq and Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan.

Don't be fooled - these tactics ARE TORTURE, and are defined as such both by the UN and by experts in trauma. Their role is to break down the sense of personality of the prisoner and to deliberately induce psychological trauma and crisis.

They are directly referred to in CIA handbooks - so the photos from abu Ghraib show a systematic pattern of torture, NOT rogue acts by a few stupid/evil/misguided soldiers.

by Andy May 7, 2004