617 definitions by Andy
by Andy February 28, 2005
by Andy May 19, 2004
large orcs with darker than usual skin and a stronger than usual dislike of the light, according to Tolkien. When I was a kid, I always used to draw the orcs as green and the uruks as black, but since Peter Jackson made them all brown, you can't tell which ones are orcs and which ones are uruks.
Which ones are uruks? I think that one over there might be. Oh hang on, that's a troll, isn't it? Damn it, you can't tell which are which!
by Andy April 18, 2004
1.If it's not meant to be ridden, you ride it
2.if it's meant to be ridden, you ride it in a way it's not meant to be ridden
3.find another way to ride something
2.if it's meant to be ridden, you ride it in a way it's not meant to be ridden
3.find another way to ride something
1.extreme shopping carting=you ride in a shopping cart
2.extreme biking=riding your bike down the side of a mountain, not the street
3.extreme sledding=taping a lawn chair to a sled, and riding it
2.extreme biking=riding your bike down the side of a mountain, not the street
3.extreme sledding=taping a lawn chair to a sled, and riding it
by Andy June 11, 2004
by Andy November 21, 2003
A Jedi apprentice, assigned to accompany a Jedi Knight while learning the ways of the Force. Similar to a journeyman in a feudal guild.
Anakin Skywalker became Obi-Wan Kenobi's Padawan learner, even though Obi-Wan had only just become a full Jedi Knight.
by Andy April 18, 2004
Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.
by Andy May 3, 2004