Andy's definitions

AOL lady

A woman who think she knowes everything about internet when actually doesnt, VERY VERY LOOKS LIKE ADAM LYLEYS MUM

Aol lady, Connie, errr anyone with a funny dress

by Andy September 18, 2003

funpipe

Schlong, Penis, Cock-
A large male sexual organ

She was hangin' on my funpipe

by Andy August 5, 2003

Vinyamar

Fortress-city in Beleriand, mentioned in Tolkien's work The Silmarillion. It was located in the Falas and was part of the realm of Cirdan. Like Eglarest, it became a haven for elves fleeing after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, until it was successfully besieged and sacked by Morgoth's forces. Surviving elves fled to Balar.

It is a coastal city with a mighty tower.

by Andy May 11, 2004

frell

swear-word invented for use in the Farscape series - usually as an adjective, "frelling".

I can't get the frelling spaceship to take off cos there's a frelling alien glued to the frelling ignition pipeline and because of this the frelling engine room is a total pile of frell.

by Andy April 17, 2004

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

by Andy January 2, 2004

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.

Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.

by Andy January 27, 2005