Andy's definitions

father-engulfer

A "politically correct" alternative to "motherfucker", apparently for using when you want to swear at a woman. (Yes, apparently, you can be PC and still swear - as long as you don't imply a masculine standard of sexual normality by using male-gendered swear-words against women).

It implies the "engulfing" of the dick in the fanny.

Actually, I think this is quite a cool insult, PC or not. It is especially good because you can use it against PC people.

c.f. father-encloser.

Oh fuck off, you stupid PC father-engulfer!

by Andy April 27, 2004

lathi-charge

Term used to describe a mode of attack favoured by Indian cops when attacking protesters. Basically the same as a baton-charge, but using long sticks known as lathis. In a lathi-charge, pigs run at a crowd and start randomly beating the nearest people with five-foot-long bamboo rods.

The roadblock lasted for three hours before police used tear gas and lathi-charge to break it up. Protesters later regrouped outside the police headquarters to continue their agitation.

by Andy February 7, 2005

strap me

To loan someone money.

"Can you strap me some cash?"

by andy August 30, 2003

Eglarest

Fortress in the Falas region of Beleriand, mentioned in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. Like Vinyamar, it was ruled by Cirdan and populated by Teleri, until it became a haven for elves fleeing other parts of Beleriand as Morgoth's forces overran it after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. It was eventually broken and sacked by Morgoth's forces, and the surviving elves fled to Balar.

It is located on the western coast.

by Andy May 11, 2004

jakhsa

In World of Lone Wolf 3: Beyond the Nightmare Gate, a jakhsa is an evil spirit which can adopt the physical appearance of its victim. It tries to kill its target, but with a twist: killing the jakhsa kills its victim, and vice-versa.

The jakhsa follows Grey Star under the command of Shasarak.

by Andy May 9, 2004

Hi-Ho_SilVeR

One of the best WCIII players of all time. Known for his superb micro and ability to macro his base perfectly.

Could you tell me where to find some Hi-Ho_SilVeR replays.

by Andy July 15, 2004

the Lacanian Real

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.

Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.

by Andy April 17, 2004