627 definitions by Andy

An Act of giving oral sex (both in terms of Male and Female)
Yo,Man remember the hooker going down on me!!!!
by Andy March 04, 2005
a pussy, female genitalia
"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."
by andy April 09, 2003
A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.

Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!
by Andy August 06, 2004
To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.
She was jonin on you because you're ugly.
by Andy April 13, 2004
Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".
See that hot mom? She's a milf!
by Andy November 26, 2004
The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob
dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle
by Andy July 25, 2004
Word frequently uttered by my dog, usually when I'm around. It has a number of meanings:

1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;

2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;

3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;

4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;

5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;

6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.
"grrrr"

"grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr"

"grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr"

"(inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr"

"SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP"

"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"
by Andy April 25, 2004

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