minister

a protestant clergyman

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?

by ScottX September 11, 2006

minister

Priest with no sexual urges.

A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won't.

by DaMan August 8, 2003

minist

Opposite of "feminist" - a pro male rights person, usually of the male gender, but can be used as terminology for both genders.

"That feminist rally went really well, didn't it?"
"Yeah, but I'm gonna start a minist rally next week ."

by WiseWeasel June 4, 2020

Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

sinister minister

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

by Superhanzz December 25, 2010

Minister of Defense

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

minister blair

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.

Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.

by roofman August 11, 2009