15 definitions by AmboNec

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every actionโ€ฆ ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge notโ€ฆ "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
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TransGender - M2F (male to female) Affirmation (bottom) Surgery.

Other definitions for this word already exists, which are,
๐—•๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜†/๐—˜๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜†: the action or process of being turned inside out or folded back on itself

to form a cavity or pouch.
๐—ฃ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐˜†: is a narrative that folds upon itself,

"endlessly swapping outside for inside and thereby producing a structure ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜บ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ (placed into abyss)".
"Invagination (literally) describes one kind of gender affirmation (sex Change) surgery."

"Tiffany has furthered her Transition (into a woman) by getting invaginated in Montrรฉal last week."
by AmboNec August 10, 2023
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Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun
"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at โ€ฆ โ€ฆ has done for the transfolk recovering there?"
by AmboNec December 19, 2013
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What those "who think how we should think" and if any varies in the slightest, get treatment that makes the Inquisition look like Club Med.
Portmanteau of 'psycho-' (mind) & 'orthodoxy' (right opinion), actually a continuation of the Mental Hygiene arm of Eugenics and a possible prophecy of Orwell's 1984 & other dystopias
When you need to see a psychiatrist, you need to be a nice circus lapdog and keep her/him from thinking (if they do) that you're too deviant from their (&/or superiors) Psychodoxy since they have God-like power to make your life (more) miserable, with no appeal, those often make things worse
by AmboNec November 25, 2013
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A (more polite*) euphemish for apeshit which is a behavior (alleged?) noticed in higher primates in Nature (and likely more) in zoos. When one get enraged at another or threat, often the 1st response is to find the nearest (or provide) droppings and throw at the adversary.

Commonly used figuratively for anyone with volatile or explosive rage

*apedung for those more sensitive
"Boy, did the minister go apeturd on the Press when caught embezzling
by AmboNec November 17, 2013
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Analogous to dyslexia (bad with words) or dyscalculia (bad at math).

Etym; dys (bad) + calends (Roman 1st day of month, when rent and bills are usually due) + -ia (state or disorder).

Means one has trouble keeping appointments.
With my dyscalendia, I'm often too early or late for salon or doctor visits.
by AmboNec December 30, 2022
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An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).
Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently
by AmboNec July 29, 2014
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