AL's definitions

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 30, 2005

straight edge

you don't need to have sex, do drugs, or drink alchohal to have fun...

just X up

she was a straightedge so she wouldn't smoke the joint

by al February 14, 2005

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."

Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!

by Al December 2, 2003

Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

by Al November 8, 2003

Censorship

1. An implementaion of the idea that some things are to vulgar, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant to be talked about, printed, or shown in media. These media are edited/not released to the public, based on the norms of society.

2. A tool used by those in power to control the flow of information, and subsequent opinions, of those not in power.

1. The movie was "cleverly" dubbed over to eliminate swearing, which is a form of censorship.

2. Censorship has, over time, led many people to believe that those who are wealthy are more intelligent, fit, or worthy than those who are not (and corporate America owns these peoples' minds).

by Al October 12, 2003