AL's definitions

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

by Al May 17, 2006

bungle weed

comes from the term bad weed and jungle weed, real crappy weed.

dude this is some fuckin bungle weed

by al April 1, 2005

909er

someone from riverside, driving HUGE (little man syndrom) lifted trucks with a FOX racing sticker on the back, farmers tan, pucka shell necklace, and anything with flams on it ex:sunglass, boardshorts

that bouy out in the water is a total 909er

by AL April 4, 2004

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003