dusted

To get killed.
Used in Vietnam during the war. From the phrase "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust".

Man, Jones got dusted today.

by Al March 10, 2005

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005

DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."

Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!

by Al December 02, 2003

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 05, 2004

huss

A favor, break, etc.
Used by Marines during the Viet Nam war.

The words "do", "did", "does", etc. are never used with the word "huss". Only "Cut" is acceptable.

"C'mon Sarge, cut me a huss."

"The L.T. cut me a major huss when he let me get some R&R."

by Al March 17, 2005

Everyone is Different

1. A blatant truism, based on the fact that nobody is exactly identical to anyone else.

2. A PC saying designed to push a liberal social agenda which normalizes and accepts non-normative behaviors as part of a whole, functional, society.

1. Sally and Ralph are not the same person. This is because people are unique, ie, everybone is different.

2. Bill is a high-functioning alcoholic homosexual with neo-Nazi political views and a penchant for exposing himself in public. Ah well, everyone is different.

by Al November 14, 2003