AL's definitions

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

lowbrow

see: www.lowbrow.com

Dude, there was some funny ass shit on lowbrow.

by al November 30, 2003

to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 2, 2003

DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."

Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!

by Al December 2, 2003

anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.

My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.

by AL August 13, 2003

Owly

cranky, unco-operative, negative; Synonyms: abusive, annoying, bad-tempered, beastly, bitchy, critical, cruel, despicable, disagreeable, distasteful, evil, fierce, hateful, malevolent, malicious, malign, malignant, ornery, owly, ruthless, sarcastic, sordid, spiteful, squalid, unkind, unpleasant, vicious, vile, wicked

It is not fun to be around owly people.

by Al August 22, 2003

drylab

the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.

Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.

by Al September 22, 2003