156 definitions by Al

bersani

a cheapskate; or one who thinks they are better everyone else

Give me my money back, you bersani!

by Al December 27, 2003

GEU

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...

Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.

by Al February 15, 2005

wams

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)

by Al October 29, 2003

dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.

Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?

by Al October 14, 2003

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 14, 2005

chilli sauce

a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.

"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"

by Al February 6, 2005

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by Al May 21, 2004