AL's definitions

headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by AL November 18, 2004

brook

verb - to fight, or to knock someone out. Also means to jump someone, like a surprise attack

naaah!! Man You stole my girl!! You're gonna get BROOKED!!

by AL April 27, 2004

mwah

The sound of a quick kiss when voice is also used.Also the sound of lips smacking in a kissing motion... MWAH.. especially expressive over distances of 10+ metres...one of the nicest sounds, very flirty!

blowing a kiss to a friend over distance..

by Al January 20, 2004

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 2, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".

All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat

by Al January 17, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004