AL's definitions

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".

All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat

by Al January 17, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

by Al November 8, 2003

gas axe

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).

"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"

by Al December 28, 2004