AL's definitions

What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 30, 2005

straight edge

you don't need to have sex, do drugs, or drink alchohal to have fun...

just X up

she was a straightedge so she wouldn't smoke the joint

by al February 14, 2005

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

gas axe

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).

"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"

by Al December 28, 2004

dirty burger

a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.

next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!

by Al December 28, 2004

chixploitation

The exploitation of beautiful women ("chix"), commonly used as a selling point of otherwise awful movies, eg Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle. Similar to Blacksploitation, eg Blackula.

Sure the chixploitation flick didn't have a plot, but that upskirt shot of Cameron Diaz ensures that video sales will be excellent

by Al October 27, 2003

Niggerotic

Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.

"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!!!"

by Al October 28, 2004