AL's definitions

Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

by Al February 6, 2004

909er

someone from riverside, driving HUGE (little man syndrom) lifted trucks with a FOX racing sticker on the back, farmers tan, pucka shell necklace, and anything with flams on it ex:sunglass, boardshorts

that bouy out in the water is a total 909er

by AL April 4, 2004

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 30, 2005

straight edge

you don't need to have sex, do drugs, or drink alchohal to have fun...

just X up

she was a straightedge so she wouldn't smoke the joint

by al February 14, 2005