AL's definitions

chilli sauce

a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.

"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"

by Al February 5, 2005

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 1, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

shot caller

a baller; a player; someone who calls all the shots around him.

by Al January 20, 2003

totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).

1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.

by Al October 14, 2003

soogy

to engage in sexual relations or romance often used in a comedic sense can also be used in the form of soogy wit it implied that the sooginess has begun

oh my god close your eyes those old people are getting soogy!!

by al October 30, 2007

sexist

1. One who practices discriminatory behavoir based on gender. The individual may be of either sex, and may discriminate against their own sex, as well as the opposite sex.

1. Sally hates me, because she is a femenist, and I am a man, which makes her a dirty sexist.

by Al October 12, 2003