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by AL March 12, 2003
Get the fuckpuppet mug.1. An implementaion of the idea that some things are to vulgar, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant to be talked about, printed, or shown in media. These media are edited/not released to the public, based on the norms of society.
2. A tool used by those in power to control the flow of information, and subsequent opinions, of those not in power.
2. A tool used by those in power to control the flow of information, and subsequent opinions, of those not in power.
1. The movie was "cleverly" dubbed over to eliminate swearing, which is a form of censorship.
2. Censorship has, over time, led many people to believe that those who are wealthy are more intelligent, fit, or worthy than those who are not (and corporate America owns these peoples' minds).
2. Censorship has, over time, led many people to believe that those who are wealthy are more intelligent, fit, or worthy than those who are not (and corporate America owns these peoples' minds).
by Al October 12, 2003
Get the Censorship mug.1. Any beer. Particularly refers to heavy, full bodied beers, which can be very filling.
2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.
2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.
1. I don't need lunch; I just had some liquid bread.
2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.
2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.
by Al February 9, 2004
Get the liquid bread mug.An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 8, 2003
Get the Cretin mug.1. The idea of an embodiment of human decency, intellect, and life-force. A certain intangible that makes people "human".
2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.
2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.
1. Even though the existence of a soul can't be proven, many people feel "connected to" others, or that humans are superior to animals in an undefinable way.
2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.
2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.
by Al September 28, 2006
Get the Soul mug.The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:
* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.
Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.
Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
by al March 11, 2005
Get the Djimbe mug.n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.
would you be interested in buying....oooow
by Al October 12, 2004
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