And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.
by AL January 22, 2004
by Al January 17, 2003
A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.
In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.
It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."
What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.
The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era
In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.
It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."
What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.
The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era
by Al January 31, 2004
A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.
by Al December 29, 2004
by Al February 04, 2005
An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 08, 2003
to jerk off (Philly slang)
Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much
Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much
by Al December 12, 2003