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floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.
Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?
by al September 30, 2003
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soogy

to engage in sexual relations or romance often used in a comedic sense can also be used in the form of soogy wit it implied that the sooginess has begun
oh my god close your eyes those old people are getting soogy!!
by al October 30, 2007
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butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.
When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.
by Al January 24, 2003
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totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
by Al October 14, 2003
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shot caller

a baller; a player; someone who calls all the shots around him.
by Al January 20, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
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snowy

that girl is messing up her life. she's still snowy.
by al November 12, 2004
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