AL's definitions

Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

by Al May 18, 2003

lew note

any IOU for a gambling debt of $60.
Size: roughly 3"x8"

After this poker game I'll have to owe you a lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).

Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.

by Al September 29, 2006

wheebum

An exclamation of girly joy. Used randomly to express great happiness.

How was your date?
-Oh wonderful!
Thats good
-yeah, wheebum!

by Al March 25, 2005

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

Ceadrophelia

The sexual desire to rape and kill paedophiles

I'm a Ceadrophelia

by Al May 18, 2003