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n.; etymology: A portmanteau word <sl- (in slutty) and -unch (in brunch)>

a single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the afternoon and is intended to combine sluttiness with breakfast with lunch. Ergo, sluttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
Daaamn. We went out to slunch the other day with bottomless mimosas that degenerated into four loko pong and nobody remembers what happened or who won.
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n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"
"we're going to go for some slunch."
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A meal shared with close friends while as intoxicated as possible
"Yeah dude, we smoked a bowl and started slunchin' hard as fuck."
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To slouch and/or hunch over. can be observed by noticing the lack of vertical erection in ones back while sitting or standing.
Stop your slunching. Stand up straight.
by this ones for you Jessica January 30, 2008
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A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.
"Shut up you fucking slunch!" "Man that girl is a slunch!"
by GYCJU October 08, 2005
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To physically accost by half slapping and half punch simultaneously the other bitch's face.
"Oh hell no, biatch! You did not just pull my weave. I'm gonna slunch yo face, skank!"
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A meal commonly eaten between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm that combines an early supper and a late lunch. Far superior to the competing terms "linner" and "lupper."
There was just enough time after waking up and before going door to door for the environment to enjoy a nice slunch.
by gohlkus September 20, 2003
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