Brezel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'A Brezel'

thank u, next

when u break up with ur boyfriend and move on being stronger than u've ever been

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

When someone is so bad that actually the bad player are pros.

Jeez mate do you have Blacki-rites because nobody want to play with you

Blacki-rites by Nunti August 4, 2020

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

A school in South London full of kids calling themselves roadmen.
Most of them live far away in places like Croydon.

Guy 1: Hey, where do those kids come from?
Guy 2: Oh, they're from trinity academy, they think they're roadmen.

No i won't send nudes because of my antijoshetism