A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you
head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can
go into town to party. Knowing that you have $
14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken
ass to feast at Taco
Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap
ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random
bottle of vodka you find in your
house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the
go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The
Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
