Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

Caught in Rallan's Mustache

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.

Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.

Caught in Rallan's Mustache by Yellowstains April 3, 2009

Tony

A fuckboy that tries so hard to get with a girl, dates the girl and cheats on her with multiple girls. Then tries to lie about it and get back with the original girl. A piece of shit that plays with girls feelings!

"Ugh you're acting just like Tony. "

"Stop being such a fuckboy like Tony."

Tony by ha.ha.ha24 December 12, 2015

Shouvonik

A Shouvonik is a person with literal God like vibes around him. Things are always going his way or the highway.

Keep a Shouvonik around you for a better life, for he will be the king of good times.

Hey man, Shouvonik is here, time to partaaaayyyy

Shouvonik by Boson Condensate November 22, 2021

von dutch

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

von dutch by JT Money March 7, 2005

puffy nipples

A variety of breast proboscis that features a puffed aureole usually accompanied by a nipple that is of an above average size. The "puffy nipple" is attractive to many a man and women and in some circles considered a fetish.

"I got busy with this gal last night, she had these righteous puffy nipples. When I saw them I did a motorboat and went to town."

"I love me some puffy nipples. They don't even have to be on big titties, as long as they are pink and puffy..."

puffy nipples by sonickrrang October 1, 2008

Grep

verb
1. to search.
2. to search without understanding

Originally referencing a Unix command, AI agents report doing this all the time, non-stop.

Grepped eslint-disable
Grepped tslint:disable

Homie is greppin' but coming up short.

Grep by TheBigSmooth25 March 13, 2026

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