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technidiot 

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
technidiot by lsc9x August 22, 2011

jourticals 

a testical which travels around the world visiting different places and taking photos, such as: at the eiffel tower, the nile, caves etc... orgins: advanced financial accounting at vut with vesty by onur!
Onur: Mark, did you find any jourticals?
Everyone: Jourticals?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jourticals by GregoryF September 1, 2008
Pawling is a small town located in Dutchess county. When you tell anyone where your from and you answer Pawling, the chances are that they have never heard of it. This small town is filled with upper/middle class families, with moms who dont work, and dads who commute to westchester or manhattan. The kids in this town are wild and have no limits or rules to abide by, because everyone knows everyone... no one ever gets in trouble or caught, and if they do... their parents can get them out of it. Drinking is by far the most common used type of drug and starts in about the 8th grade. Pot and coke are also on the menu, and are not hard to find. The girls in this town are bitchy and love drama... who has the nicest car, newest 7 jeans, and ugg boots. They love their boys as much as they love to shop. Your typical pawling boy can be found sporting a polo hat on backward covering his long and shaggy hair. Polo, Jcrew, and abercrombie is what youll see these boys wearing when they speed by in their big trucks or little sports cars that their parents bought for them. Most of the kids in this town go on to the typical colleges like cortland, oneonta, uconn, loyola, manhattan, if they dont get too caught up partying.

All in all its a nice little town with for the most part nice people, who like to have fun.
Girl: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Boy: (checks blackberry) Im not sure yet, i hear theres a killer party up on quaker?
Girl: Yeah i heard that too, i guess ill show up... theres nothing else to do in pawling
Boy: Sweet, ill see you there.. i gotta go pick up and get some beer.
Girl: Thats hot... make sure its light beer
pawling by small town boy January 11, 2009

Bump and text 

When you ignore a phone call and text the person back after a brief delay.
I was banging some hoe when my girlfriend called, so I did a bump and text and told her I didn't have good reception.
Bump and text by Fozman2 December 17, 2011

kirshawna 

The most amazing and beautiful name there is for a female
Kirshawna A girls name
kirshawna by Real sos December 20, 2016
a russian name for a handsome guy who is also a geek
Wow, you're a true max
max by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

hessika jorton 

her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.
hey have you met hessika jorton ?

Nah

You should... you'll love her
hessika jorton by tomago otama December 18, 2019
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