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Covid Baby 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
a hot cuteass chick who is super smart and sweet
haikha is so hot
haikha by HOPSOHSHDHD July 6, 2020
Nonalyn can be a loyal, thoughtful person but she also can be your worst nightmare. She is shy but can be also an outgoing person with the right people. However, she is meant to be single for the rest of her life.
Boy 1: I like that girl

Boy 2: Nope, not in your life. She is a Nonalyn.
Nonalyn by gingerninja95 November 23, 2021
Shortened version of "bottom" referring to the rear end.
"I hurt my botty - whaaaaaaaaaaaaa :'("
botty by 14/88 June 11, 2007

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip
Dumbo smash by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

FW17 Cardistry Cards 

I.M. GA says: Hey! I want to learn cardistry. Which cards can you recommend?
De.d. Mem: Hmm... Maybe you should try FW17 Cardistry Cards.
a very baby like way people say promise. Some people find it annoying, some people find it cute... it’s kinda like sowwy.
i’m sowwy princess i pwomise not to do it again :(
pwomise by cashmunkee March 17, 2021
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