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To reply relentlessly to an insult, incorrect theory, speech or other publicly broadcasted opinion with fierce passion and extended explanation leaving little or no doubt in its wake. Resembles a professional wrestling microphone promo. The person who is dubbed Babs, is usually in the right as well.
When he realized she was cheating on him, he went full Babs
Babs by N2KMaster January 5, 2015

Text Surge 

A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.
Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges
Text Surge by Fergalicious def March 14, 2011
Kanoodle (v) is the act of cuddling with your friends while wasted, in the process of, or hangover. It usually involves head and back rubs, as well as shots, Disney movies, or mimosas to fill that deep empty void within you.
Friend: I'm so triggerd from last night!

Other friend: let's go get drunk and kanoodle afterwards.
Kanoodle by Thatbaboon March 29, 2017

the rizzerd of oz 

anyone with LV 100 RIZZ🥵 and can pull ANY girl with a gust of wind made from their staff and drags them closer...
(they are a fucking wizard BURN THEM AT THE STAKE ON SIGHT)
*gust of wind* " WHAT THE FUCK" ~ girl " seductive groan and faceapfics" ~ wizard casting a spell

*dosent work* *wizard starts to rape the FUCK out of the girl*
THE END of the rizzerd of oz 's rain ends soon but the police cant catch them YET....

Stitch Up 

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
Stitch Up by Arsebadger November 30, 2015
Lubaiba is a very seggsy girl and she is very cute, she might not like herself but she is an angel sent down from heaven. Lubaiba has 'akbar bzaiz' and is really cute. Some teachers might mistake her name for Lubaba
lubaiba is so nice
lubaiba by akbar bzati May 23, 2021
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