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DEADBeat Dad 

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
DEADBeat Dad by YzAss February 21, 2023
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Granny Dancing Syndrome 

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
She’s suck a beautiful girl with an enormous amount of love to give. At first she tent to be shy but when you get to know her she’s such a beautiful and wonderful person that you won’t regret meeting her.
Kisbel will make your live life three million times better
Kisbel by Yourluv November 22, 2021

light rock 

Mediocre, ultra-overused, ultra-pop-culture, ultra-gaaaay music.
Phil Collins
light rock by blah August 26, 2003

depresogame

When you are depressed and want to play vidio games
i am depresogame
It's gonna be okay
Don't worry, IGBOK
igbok by funkychipmunk May 4, 2016

I Believe 

The official CTV (a Canadian TV news channel) song for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver sung by an obscure young canuck chick named Nikki Yanofsky. Throughout the two weeks of the games, Vancouverites are spammed with this conglomatrix of notes ad nauseum, more often than the Canadian anthem, which already gets played shitloads of times because we're winning all those Golds. Fuck yeah.
Kelsey's going to hurl if she hears that "I believe" song one more time. I love winning and yay Canada and all, but that song is truly awful and I will be glad when it fades into obscurity.