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Acroynm for Hot Boy on Boy Action. See also HGOGA
My girlfiend wanted to see some HBOBA but I told her I ain't into that.
HBOBA by Stuart Grant May 16, 2007

Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS) 

RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"

Stop Haitin' 

Being a natural disaster in need of international aid
Natalie had too many drinks and now shes in the bathroom with three friends cleaning her up. she needs to Stop Haitin'
Stop Haitin' by nosocialfilter July 18, 2011

jillitenbuttnutt 

when you have sexual intercource with jello and your partner eats the jizz filled jello afterwards out your ass
Man 1: I love jello

Man 2: Then you should perform jillitenbuttnutt with your girlfriend
Man 2: sound awesome sauce
jillitenbuttnutt by Hunter knott November 24, 2024

Marijuana 

Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"
"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"
Marijuana by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010
The process of being relieved of semen through inexplicable pain. Mostly involuntary.
"I don't remember what happened, I just know waking up to extensive tubing around my genitalia, they were sapping my semen"
Sapping by AlyssaFey72 December 28, 2016