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boujelajel by ππππππ. January 19, 2021
Urban Dictionary
deavon
a sweet guy who will always be there for you, this guy will make you laugh, will care for you always, and just likes to be loved back.
that guys personality is so a deavon
deavon by tgutchballer August 5, 2011
Earlweed
A dandelion-like weed that has Earl Pickles' face. Often it is not quite grown revealing a bald piece in the middle of its head. It is often killed by spraying a blow torch at it, firecrackers, or some other form of weed poison. Earlweed greens are also delicious to eat. So when you see a flower you just can't defeat, chances are it is an Earlweed!
Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
Earlweed by Dusty's Baby Powder November 14, 2011
kneebiter
A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007
marvinmoney
Marvinmoney is one of a kind. She defines what a woman should stand for. Raises the bar so high that not even the Knowles family can touch nor buy.
marvinmoney by Trinmerican January 11, 2017