1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

Similar to carpel tunnel, where your wrists get sore from lots of typing; earpel tunnel is syndrome where your earlobes get sore from wearing a headset.

One who can get tickets to a Yankees game but has to go to texas to see the game, because he/she did not see if the game was home or away.

A game in which two guys expose their penis and start to sword fight with each other. sort of like what you do with light savers but in this case your using your penis.

A person who really likes cats and things about business and treding, is strong and thoughtful lk really likes the sea.

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.