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Ms. Grall is a Shbb.
SHBB by Mason jalapeno March 18, 2010

chicken on crack

healthy where you can 

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal

Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.
healthy where you can by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008
To "Lane up" is to make a story seem more interesting than it actually is. Would include using your hand and fingers to draw more attention away from what one is actually saying.

Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.
I'm serious, if he "Lane Ups" another story about the UFC fight last night I am going to throat chop his bitch ass.
Lane Up by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

banana jump 

a silly silly ability where a checkers piece jumps in an odd angle.
banana jump by blakeiris January 8, 2012

Midlife Crisis 

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline

For my pet genius

My head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something

Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity

Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex

Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habit

A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument

Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you

Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two

(Yeah)

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two
You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

Midlife Crisis
Midlife Crisis by Death Menace July 21, 2023
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