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Ass by Jabo Nasty February 28, 2022

Techballogy

Any technology that makes you more " Baller." Anything expensive that can be plugged-in, or has a battery.
Kids these days don't even be flossing and blinging, they all about techballogy.
Techballogy by 5YNDROMEofaDOWN June 14, 2011

Sage Dining 

1. A company that is mainly school funded

2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy

3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy

4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”

5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.

Student 1: What’s for lunch?

Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.

Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.

Student 2: It isn’t I bet.

Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.

Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt

Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.

Student 1: Same.

2.

Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?

Student 2: No.

Student 1: Why not?

Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.

3.

Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?

Athlete 2: Sure.

Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.

Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.

Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.

4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
Sage Dining by Eucrysgallith June 30, 2020

Goonie Movement 

A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.

See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck
Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?

Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.
Goonie Movement by goon1enation September 25, 2012
a fuking cheating guy who is a assole
omg my fukin guhole bf just slept wit a hooker!!!!
guhole by becca June 19, 2005

Times Tables Rock Stars 

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.
I like Times Tables Rock Stars.
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