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Urban Dictionary

Spanglinese 

n. The combination of Spanish, English and Japanese all used in daily speech.
Dan: Donde esta the tearai, please?
Matt: Huh?
Dan: Where is the baño, kudasai?
Matt: Dude, what the fuck are you saying?
Dan: It's Spanglinese, now where is the damn bathroom?
Matt: Oh...first door on the left.
Spanglinese by MaSTerSHotO October 19, 2005

chipotbae 

An employee of chipotle who always goes above and beyond to ensure that customers always have an excellent experience. Often tells you how to get the most out of your BOGO coupon or hooks you up with an extra large scoop of guacamole.
"Wow, that employee made my burrito huge with the extra toppings that I requested and wrapped it up perfectly! What a chipotbae!"
chipotbae by TheBetterLexicographer September 18, 2015
Usually a curly headed Somalian that takes ESL with a guy mostly named abdi and he gets bullied by certain Somalian
dude wanna go to esl class with jibril
Jibril by Bidarman Farah September 17, 2019

mirojoneando

To eye up and down.
Estaba mirojoneando a mi cuñado.
Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)
Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst
Kernst by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016

asshole anaconda 

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
asshole anaconda by danofiremano December 7, 2013