Dan: Donde esta the tearai, please?
Matt: Huh?
Dan: Where is the baño, kudasai?
Matt: Dude, what the fuck are you saying?
Dan: It's Spanglinese, now where is the damn bathroom?
Matt: Oh...first door on the left.
An employee of chipotle who always goes above and beyond to ensure that customers always have an excellent experience. Often tells you how to get the most out of your BOGO coupon or hooks you up with an extra large scoop of guacamole.
"Wow, that employee made my burrito huge with the extra toppings that I requested and wrapped it up perfectly! What a chipotbae!"
Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)
Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst
A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!